Definition:<\/p>\n
The act of arousing your partner<\/p>\n
digitally, with the use of literary talent<\/p>\n
you thought you never had. It is most<\/p>\n
certainly a threesome: you, your partner<\/p>\n
and Mark Zuckerberg.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Tools:<\/p>\n
An eggplant stuffed into a chocolate doughnut<\/p>\n
is every chef\u2019s nightmare, but for the lazy sexter<\/p>\n
who employs emojis for communication,<\/p>\n
it works fine. In case your partner likes baking,<\/p>\n
try banana and honey pot, add a pair of cherries.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Beware:<\/p>\n
Typos are speed breakers, and<\/p>\n
autocorrect has kinky preferences: people<\/p>\n
ducking each other. Clit becomes clot,<\/p>\n
penis becomes peon, babyyy becomes babbling.<\/p>\n
Moans<\/p>\n
are inconvenient to spell.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Google translates:<\/p>\n
\u201c\u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0939\u094b\u0902\u0920 \u0938\u0947\u0902\u0915 \u0926\u0942\u0901\u201dinto \u201cI can bake your lips\u201d,<\/p>\n
\u201ccan we fuck tonight?\u201d into \u201c\u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u092e \u0906\u091c \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u092c\u0915\u0935\u093e\u0938 \u0915\u0930 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092a\u0940\u0920 \u0938\u0939\u0932\u093e \u0926\u0947\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901\u201d into \u201cgive you a backpack\u201d.<\/p>\n
Most languages are step-daughters<\/p>\n
of the internet.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Official Language:<\/p>\n
as if there was no passionate sex<\/p>\n
here before the East India Company<\/p>\n
declared our languages inadequate,<\/p>\n
rude, creepy, childish \u2013 despite<\/p>\n
the fruity curves in their alphabet,<\/p>\n
words twirling sounds into images<\/p>\n
shells of idiom hosting pearls of<\/p>\n
meaning at the sea of metaphor,<\/p>\n
and yet every day at midnight<\/p>\n
the imperial tyranny of English<\/p>\n
wriggles into our colonised beds.<\/p>\n
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